January 2012
i swear the keys sound like they're typing...
kenton is finger banging a chess piece
December 2011
Told my stepdad about sloths
He asked me:
“Do people ride them?”
I just realized I've defeated my mom in a 5-year...
Feelsgoodman
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gun50cal replied to your photo: Silly Peanut, you are not trash. You are better…
OM NOM NOM YUMMY TRASH. So many tissues ._o
It’s from all the fapping, duh
I have to do 4 college essays tonight
BUT THERES SO MUCH ELSE TO DO.
Show Kenton Guts, search for my chap stick, read books, make bracelets, listen to music, organize my already-neat room, text, clean paint brushes…
gah.
Help me procrastinate.
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gun50cal replied to your post: gun50cal replied to your post: gun50cal replied to…
Lol 6sexful
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gun50cal replied to your post: gun50cal replied to your post: I’m too lazy to get…
Bby that’s more than 4evr!
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gun50cal replied to your post: I’m too lazy to get a new box of tissues from downstairs
O bby ;D
I'm too lazy to get a new box of tissues from...
Thank goodness I have toilet paper on my desk. :D
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I'm gonna do bad things to this song
The song itself, while listening to it. Yesssss.
Hey guys
I AM SANTA.
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gun50cal replied to your photo: HEY KENTON.
Oh nice, very nice. Does dat cocaine/strippers ass crack taste good?
Yup. Cocaine and stripper ass taste like SUCCESS AND RICHES. D:<
Trying to put tiny hats on my hamster is like...
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Kenton thinks it's strange that I smelled my money
My money smells like Play-Doh
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gun50cal replied to your post: I’m gonna buy myself a Steam game
whatcha gonna buy?
Dunno yet o:
I'm gonna buy myself a Steam game
JUST ONCE.
ONE TIME.
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So I lost my sister's hamster today
I feel soooooo bad.
>hardly post anything on tumblr for a week, lose followers
>don’t post anything on twitter for over a year, gain followers or whatever
what the hell
I have had SO much coffee today.
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Anonymous asked: What BAMFy thing did you do?
Tomorrow’s gonna be 50 degrees, which is hella hot. Today it was 40 and I skii’d in a wifebeater.
I want hugs
Nowait, I need hugs
And Michael called me his hero
I did something pretty BAMFy tonight
Got slapped, but still. Preeetty good.
Lol fuq you mom.
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK
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my internet is so fast here